Into the Groove
Blonde chick at Cape Town airport on the way to Koppi: "Do I need my passport to fly to Jo'burg?"
Sexy blonde bombshell on Friday evening: “They’ve got vegetarian paninis, organic coffee and everyone’s speaking English. I thought this was an Afrikaans festival?”
At Die Antwoord’s zef rap rave jol on the Levi’s stage: “Wad-die vok is this guy smoking? I need some!”
Die Antwoord’s Ninja jumps on stage as the Wedding DJs start playing Enya’s “Sail Away” and raps: “Sail away moderf**kers!”
Bassist Rudi from indie rockers Ashtray Electric while watching Thandiswa Mazwai on the Sipho Gumede Stage: "Man, why do we even do this indie shit?"
Wynand (bassist for FPK and VCK)): “Jirre maar jy’s popular, Gerald.”
Gerald Clarke: Ja, ek’s ‘n legend in my eie lunchtyd.
Celebrity photographer about Reeburth rocking Friday night: “C’mon, man. Admit it. If they were white no one would even pay attention.”
Afrikaans muso-type at one of those ‘was aKING cool?’ breakfast debates: “What’s the point of turning Fokofpolisiekar into an English pop product? Can someone tell me? It doesn’t make sense. It’s whitewashed man…. Actually what’s the point of what I’m saying?”
Sunday morning coming down
Distressed babe: “Where’s my boyfriend?”
Bystander: “Why are you looking on the floor?”
Boyfriend suddenly appears: “To be fair, that’s usually where you can find me.”
Danni California: "What do you mean the free Red Bull for journalists has run out? That's like not having sand at the beach."
Scared sounding man to hippy-costumed chick at breakfast: “Are you trying to psyche me out? No? Then why are you dressed like that – you’re psychedelic man!”
A pair of ‘drunken’ babes walking out of Kreef Hotel, spot something at the gate.
Drunk girl 1: “OMG did you see that pig?!”
Drunk girl 2: “What?”
DG1: “A pig. I swear I saw a pig. Oh, there it is. Okay, you know it’s those pig dogs, the funny looking ones.”
Blonde (yes, another one): “The first thing I want to do is take that girl’s overalls off and give her a shower.”
Friend (guy): “um, sweetie he’s a black guy and he works here.”
Top 3 T-shirts
It’s only binge drinking if you stop.
My other car went up my nose.
F**k this shirt